Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via molllycoddle)
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via fartgallery)
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
(via pizza)
when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
(via pizza)
how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
(via kkkatherinee)
